The problem with crustacean bars is they’re way too crawdad.
Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.
Do amputees look forward to Armagettin?
I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.
The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols
Milkshake: nickname for a caucasian Emir
In Norway they enjoy Viking to work.
Homeless men in New England are standing in line – it’s Soup Bowl Sunday!
Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
What did the captain of the Titanic say after hitting the iceberg?
“This doesn’t boat well.”

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