I saw a performance artist vomiting soup. It was absolutely broth-taking.
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Loading... (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading... (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In times Roman, if a child was not brought to the baptismal font, all helvetica broke loose.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The Brita-ish love filtered water.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m so sick of vegetarian propaganda. Just the flax, please!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Lepers live and die by the sore.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter.
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