Those with amputated feet have no soles.
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Loading... (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading... (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.
(12 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Lining up to urinate is pee-queue-liar behaviour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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