Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Japanese cartoon gameshow: Whose Line Is It, Animé?
Ladies, not having dating success? Talk to your guy-no-call-ogist.
Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird!
ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!
The agile prostitute kept in shape by parkwhoring.
If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
My friend Sal Monella has a bit of a reputation. Something about being chicken.
The windiest month? A_gust.