Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’
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J-lo.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...If you make a bull pun I’ll call you a cow word.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do mice have their own eek! onomy?
(6 votes, average: 2.17 out of 5)Loading...Stupidity is passed on in the womb. Has something to do with the am idiotic fluid.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
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