I can never manage to make a salad. I find my colander is just too packed.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Bjork sings in Icelandic pentameter?
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Driving schools in Britain are very stringent. Truck drivers for example must have a back-a-lorry-up degree.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Do babies search using GooGool?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The unwritten 11th commandment was “Thou shalt not bray like an animal.” But it was never officially goatified.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
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