I always gain weight after a Fed increase.
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
When the power goes out at the morgue, you end up with more goo.
The dominatrix was strict about punctuality. After an hour she would say, “Sorry, tie me up.”
Which Middle Eastern country is most Jamaican? Ye men.
Is there a Greece fire? I see bill owing smoke.
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Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.
How does Davy Crockett order pie in a restaurant?
“Remember the A la mode!“
So many music stores are going out of business—because they are in the CD part of town.

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