Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
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Loading... (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading... (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I had a dream that it would rain on my camping trip. How pour tent-us!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Wigmakers have the best customers – they always want toupee!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do sorcerors light so many candles?
Because – they’re Wickin’!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A new sovereign nation has appeared quite Sudanly.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
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