If it weren’t for half its population, Belgium would have an unFlemished reputation.
For which trendy grains have I cooled my enthusiasm? Quinoas.
Did Nazis favour Goebbelization?
Cannibalism is tough. It’s Doug eat Doug out there.
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”
The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
Who’s the most villainous vegetarian? A: Green Goblin’.


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