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How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
In Bangalore, many things are prohibited.
Most newspaper editors have typo-negative blood.
Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
Cannibalism is tough. It’s Doug eat Doug out there.
I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
Is there Nintendo in France?
Wii.

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