The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...We want to strike Accord with anyone who’s ever crashed their Honda.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...When someone runs over a cat, and it has to be cleaned off the street, who picks up the tabby?
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sticking your finger in a light socket is an a jolt remedy.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.
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