Eye puns aren’t really puns. They’re optical allusions.
anatomy
Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.
When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.
With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.
Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.Â
Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.
I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.


