Eye alone know what it’s like to be a cyclops.
anatomy
Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.
Handing out entry bracelets at a concert is a safety precaution: it’s smart wrist management.
I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
Look down their throat if you want to tell if someone is uvulating.
I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
They say Marilyn Monroe had a photographic mammary.
I chewed too much tobacco so I switched to sore gum.
I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.


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