Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.
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I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite.
Anyone in the field of organ donation measurement has a lung weigh to go.
Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known asĀ asspigmatism.
I’m an ex-spurt on vasectomies.
Those with bleached sphincters are scattered across the globe. It’s the dye ass pora.

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Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.
NED: Hear about the cock-fight at the Mexican bar?
ED: No…
NED: They were drinking penis-collideas!
The largest rear end I ever saw was an ass tonne ishing sight.


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