If a concrete curb is cool to sit on, it’s because it’s a butt mint.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The bearded lady seems hairy, until she takes off hirsute.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.
(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)Loading...By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...A tall woman with a perky bosom probably enjoyed several growth perts.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The crazy man who boasted about his second penis must have had delusions of glandeur.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I want to sell my ears. Somebody offered me aural for them, but I won’t take any lobal offers. I’m gonna play the cartilage I was dealt. I gotta drum up some cash. The deal’s gonna be done tinnitus. Ring it through: I bid my ears, ‘audios‘.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: You know, I’m friends with some of the fattest people alive.
ED: Well, bless your good fourchin!
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