The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.
anatomy
Why do assholes never keep their mouth shut?
Because of the butt-talks!
Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!
Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?
Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.
Most newspaper editors have typo-negative blood.

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