My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
animals
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
Deer Valentine: today, let’s have a hart to hart. I’ll spend lots of doe on you, and we can have some fawn.
It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
I went duck hunting in a swamp. What a quackmire!
Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.
What’s the most annoying monkey? The Harangutan.
The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.



