When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of more no-bull pursuits.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Anyone in a mink coat is evil. Is that a valid infurance?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.
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