Pilots often fly into birds. That’s why they’re avi-haters.
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If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
A declawed cat has limited paws abilities.
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.
Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
Which breed of dog is expert at home repairs? A caulker spaniel.


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