My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
animals
Pat and Rhain sometimes get desperate. Whenever they make puns about ungulate hoof-cleaners, for example, it’s time for a gnu toe-pick.
Hungry dogs act quite cur-munchin’-ly.
I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
What do sheep use to scratch an itch? A lamb post.
If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird!
ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!