A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
animals
Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
Where can you buy alligator steaks? At a swamp meat.
Do wasps like porn?
Yes, beestiality. As for ants, they’re into formication.
Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.


