Where can you buy alligator steaks? At a swamp meat.
animals
Do wasps like porn?
Yes, beestiality. As for ants, they’re into formication.
Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.
I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.

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