New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
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Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.
I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.


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