Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.
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What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
Life can be so confusing. It was only after purchasing a dolphin made of glass that I had any clarity of porpoise.
If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.
I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.
Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
The man with a pair of aborted goats wanted everyone’s sympathy, claiming he had two fetus kids.
They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar.
Why are bovines well-behaved in pottery stores?
Because they are likable in a china shop!
What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“


