In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.
astronomy
Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Asterrhoids.
I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.
Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.


