How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.
Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Asterrhoids.
I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.
Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.