During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
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Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
Australian bestiality porn is known for its high koala titty production values. Some titles include Out back and the Tasmanal Devil. You won’t roo your purchase. Watch as much as you Canberra, dingo emus yourself. If you haven’t Adelaide in a while, don’t worry. You’ll meet a lover with a new zeal and zest.
My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.