I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?
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(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...What vegetable makes birds fart?
A sparrow gas.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Disney made a movie about a man who lit his farts. They called it Butane and the Beast.
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. Â #BizarreLocalCustoms
(8 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Before the weatherman sneezed, he issued a nose squall warning.
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