While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
(Rate This Pun)
Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...bodily functions
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If someone is vomiting, call emetic.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I sneezed during a knock-knock joke. Guesswhonteit!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...