A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
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(8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man?
“I’m yeast and yer a-peein’!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why is farting out bubbles a sin?
Because – it’s blast-foamy!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
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