Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
bodily functions
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.