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TIE THE KNIT

Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a feature about knitted royal weddings (William and Kate Middleton). I need a short pun that incorporates knitting, weddings and royalty! ~Elaine, Colchester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Windsors tie the knit
  2. Such a needles expense!
  3. Not a crochety couple
  4. We’re all for gauge marriage
  5. All eyes will be swatching
  6. Kate seems comfortable in her skein.
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O KANYE DUH

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun on Kanye West fast! It has to be school appropriate. ~Jon, Marquette, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Did you know he’s not really Kanyedian?
  2. Kanye jumped onto stage wearing a brand new suit. Man his tailor’s swift.
  3. What a west of talent.
  4. He was a child of divorced parents, and lived with his mother. No wonder he got into hi pop.
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HIGHER EDUMACATION

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun-ny name for an academic blog about youth, media and popular culture. Other topics include fame, celebrity, stardom and television. It’s a blog name, so 1-3 words max, preferably. (I know – it’s hard! But you guys can do it. I have faith) ~Lindsay, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. PhDizzle
  2. The Aca-dame
  3. Mediacademia
  4. Academedia
  5. Academeaning
  6. You’re Higher-ed!
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“Hithee hither!”: proof that Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, when translated into Olde English, is a recipe for indiscriminate violence against both sexes.

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