Bill Gates was quite a deliquent as a child; a real nerd-do-well!
celebrities
What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.
Mike Sorrentino got a boob job. How do I know? Well, let’s just say I keep a breast of The Situation.
Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
When it comes to Shakespearean accents, Anne Hathaway with words.
What’s the favourite car of movie stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet.
TIE THE KNIT
Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a feature about knitted royal weddings (William and Kate Middleton). I need a short pun that incorporates knitting, weddings and royalty! ~Elaine, Colchester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Windsors tie the knit
- Such a needles expense!
- Not a crochety couple
- We’re all for gauge marriage
- All eyes will be swatching
- Kate seems comfortable in her skein.
O KANYE DUH
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun on Kanye West fast! It has to be school appropriate. ~Jon, Marquette, MI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Did you know he’s not really Kanyedian?
- Kanye jumped onto stage wearing a brand new suit. Man his tailor’s swift.
- What a west of talent.
- He was a child of divorced parents, and lived with his mother. No wonder he got into hi pop.
This Justin: Canada’s national animal is the Bieber.