During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
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Loading...Was Ms. Ciccone snooty even before she became famous?
Yes – b/c she was a pre-Madonna.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Celebrity rumours: Yo-Yo Maw eats toys.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which bacterial illness is often caught by celebrities?
A-listeriosis.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is the Internet haunted? Behind every link could be a horrifying, astley presence.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...After Pamela Anderson left Baywatch, the outlook was Bleeth.
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