Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Eminem owns two pipelines in Central Asia:
- Gas Uzbek
- ‘Stan
(what about Sallim Zashadi)?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he  never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
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