Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!
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Is Rowan Atkinson’s career over yet? They should call him Mr. Been.
Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.



