celebrities
I set fire to a talk show host. I was charged with Arsenio.
Paul Reiser wakes up every morning in a fog.
How do they clone dead royalty?
With a Princess Die.
What’s the favourite car of movie stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet.
A misplaced comma can cause a lot of confusion. Did you know that Nicholas Cage auditioned for Dirty, Hairy?
Which actress wobbled when she walked? Lucille Ball.
Five new Puns on Demand granted today!
Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
Nicki Minaj is a huge procrastinator, always gettin’ behind in her twerk.
Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.



