The agile prostitute kept in shape by parkwhoring.
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Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The effects of Viagra have been shown to be counter-acted by ingesting A spurt tame.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
(17 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)Loading...NED: Would you sleep with one of your relatives?
ED: Only if I had a nap kin.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The two lawyers had a torted affair.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A male strip club is a real dong show.
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