Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
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ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Do violinists sleep around?
Yes, they straddle various.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What should people do during an emergency if the police haven’t shown up yet?
Copulate.
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Hump-me, Dump-me.
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ED: Just call the pole lease!
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