NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
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Do violinists sleep around?
Yes, they straddle various.
Onan is an island.
The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
What should people do during an emergency if the police haven’t shown up yet?
Copulate.
Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
Hump-me, Dump-me.
NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!
There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.
What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.
Sex and money talk in the Indian music world, where the rock stars are often surrounded by screaming rupees, looking for a paisa the action. And ten thousand rupees certainly indicates a lak of it.