You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits?
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Going to jail is quite the bar gain.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.
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