Hear that the Mafia is trying to lose its tough-guy image?
In fact – they’re now calling it Sissily!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
(15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)Loading...The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the Bart-ender.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How did the arsonist afford his plane ticket?
He redeemed his frequent fire points!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Prisoners are allowed to grow vegetables – it’s in their con tract. Although, staff should always be garden them.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.”
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
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