The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
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(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Arsonists are blazey people.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear that the Mafia is trying to lose its tough-guy image?
In fact – they’re now calling it Sissily!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
(15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)Loading...The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the Bart-ender.
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