Prison novels have their prose and cons.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
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(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
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