Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
crime
If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.
Spraypaint on a wall goes against my mural code.
How do you execute a king? Royal him alive.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.


