How do you execute a king? Royal him alive.
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(7 votes, average: 1.71 out of 5)Loading...I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
(7 votes, average: 2.71 out of 5)Loading...I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Setting fire to a cemetery is an act of tomb fuellery.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the businessman turned serial killer?
He was obsessed with stalk options!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
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