After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
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Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.
Spraypaint on a wall goes against my mural code.
How do you execute a king? Royal him alive.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?


