I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
crime
What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
Stroganoff!
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made.