Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
current events
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
The iPad is a product of eons of geology. Specifically, slate tech-tronics.
Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.
The parents of that kid Falcon were absolute balloonatics.



