I need an Italian to paint my ceiling. I might call Angelo.
ethnic groups
Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
Sex and money talk in the Indian music world, where the rock stars are often surrounded by screaming rupees, looking for a paisa the action. And ten thousand rupees certainly indicates a lak of it.
Many people from the UK have pale skin. They’re like bleached Wales.
Do Eskimos believe in recicicling?
Who are the angriest people?
The Irish!
Wide men can’t jump.
I can’t eat Jewish food. I find it too Hasidic.
If you’re going to pick a fight, choose a hairy Mediterranean: they are the only swarthy opponents.
Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.


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