I can’t eat Jewish food. I find it too Hasidic.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you’re going to pick a fight, choose a hairy Mediterranean: they are the only swarthy opponents.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.
(7 votes, average: 1.86 out of 5)Loading...If you live in Turkey, and you’re not European, then what are you?
Eurasian.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...TORAH HOLE IN HER
Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Die! Abbey Tic
- Hebrewno Mars
- Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
- Izzy Rails (Israel)
- Is Rolly
- Queen Insulina
- Jeru Slam!
- Ruth lass
- Blood Sugar Baby
- The Glucagoner
- Shiva-lry is dead
- Shiva LeBoeuf
- Little Prick
- Finger Pricking Good
- Synagogue Reflex
- Torah Hole in Her
- Type 2 Killer
- Judge Dreidel
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