If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
ethnic groups
The Chinese cannibal bit off more than he could Chiu.
I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!
TORAH HOLE IN HER
Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Die! Abbey Tic
- Hebrewno Mars
- Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
- Izzy Rails (Israel)
- Is Rolly
- Queen Insulina
- Jeru Slam!
- Ruth lass
- Blood Sugar Baby
- The Glucagoner
- Shiva-lry is dead
- Shiva LeBoeuf
- Little Prick
- Finger Pricking Good
- Synagogue Reflex
- Torah Hole in Her
- Type 2 Killer
- Judge Dreidel
GUINESSCOLOGISTS
Dear Pun Gents, I’m running an Irish 5k and need a funny Irish team name for about 5 or 6 girls. ~Whitney, De Pere, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- O’Galleys
- The Blar Knees
- Liffey Is Short
- Guinesscologists
- The Irish Race
The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.
Haitians—Hoodoo they think they are?
Modern Sikhs live in cities. It’s the turban jungle.
Hear about the Irish proctologist? Colin O’Scopy.
Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?
Juneau.