NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
ethnic groups
The Irish are easily o’ffended.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.
If you live in Turkey, and you’re not European, then what are you?
Eurasian.
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
You meet some hilarious German grandmothers in Oma ha.
The Scandinavian cook went to the store and brought some Stockholm to Sweden the pot.