NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I was sick at home, so drank some OJ. Might as well make myself juiceful around the house.
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Is the winner of a pancake-eating contest a serial crepist?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Leguminous plants have a reputation for bean stalkers. In fact they caught a nut outside the hospital, a real crazy lentil patient, whom they nabbed watching a chick pea in the can (they knew it was a guy because of his finely trimmed pistachio). He wanted to mac a dame, especially one from macadamia. They threatened to soup his ass, but he said ‘Legu me, almond innocent fellow. It’s not my fault, I’m an old clover of hers, and she pushed me over the veg!’ She kicked his peanuts and said ‘Don’t let me cashew in here again – it’ll be a long time before alfafa that again’ and when he went to the bathroom the next day his pea was split . And he had next to nodules.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Can you help me find a Chinese milkman? I’m in a bit of a Quan dairy.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m hooked on soft drinks. I have a coke can addiction.
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