Craving peppers? You habanero-minded view.
food and drink
Buttered scones can give you heart attacks. Keep eating them and you might need an angliopastry.
The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o’ bisquik.
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
I got drunk at a bar one night during a recent trip to Germany. When I woke up I was in Hanover.
Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.
Apples were very expensive in ancient Rome. Worst of all in Pomme-pay.