When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.
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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Pillsbury Doughboy came from the Yeast, when he was a leaven. He is always baked or fried, and since he got back home he spends all day in drawers. And a little known fact: he is a product of inbreading, and has special kneads.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...GOOD IN THE SACK, BETTER IN THE TUB
Dear Pun Gents, I work in a cinema and was wondering if you could send a cinema/popcorn-related pun. Thanks. ~Colin, Kilkenny, Ireland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- We put butters in seats.
- My favourite movie character? Kernel Kurtz
- Favourite movie? The Hunt for Redenbachertober.
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Dear Pun Gents, our church will be canvassing our neighborhood on Halloween night to collect canned foods for a canned food drive. We do this every year and collect hundreds of cans of food this way. I write a newsletter and need a title for the article I am writing to publicize this event. ~Tuan, Honolulu, HI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It all ghost to charity.
- Our ghoul is to feed the hungry.
- Help us make sand witches.
- We have a lot of hungry costumers.
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Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Clipper Teas. ~Ashley, Birmingham, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- You’re heading down a Clipper-y slurp.
- We’re potheads!
- So incredibly fantastic, you’ll think it was Fairy Trade
- In France, they baguette. In England, we bag it.
- We have steep pockets.
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Dear Pun Gents, Heidi from cloud control is in business as a cake racketeer, what should her slogan be? ~Emma, Melbourne
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Pastry de resistance
- Bucake
- I’m a cakey muthaf******
- Let them cake meet!
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Dear Pun Gents, need a pun on a cake auction. ~Kelly, Chiefland, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Congratulations, you’ve just won a brand new carb!
- When I see cake, icing for joy.
- Flantastic Voyage
- Give Piece a Chance
- Jack Frosting
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a friend to buy beer or alcohol. ~Joey, Redlands, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ale be forever grateful.
- Don’t make me go boozerk.
- Wine not?
- Vodka I do for you?
- It’s not going tequila-ya
- Can I ask you a martini tiny favour?
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: In Shakepeare’s Merchant of Venison, Shylock offers to sell Antonio a pound of flesh.
ED: Oh deer.
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