Do hip ‘eaus drink Perrier?
food and drink
I hate when my chili has too much pepper in it. I cayenne stand it!
I never gain weight despite eating a lot of spicy Italian subs. I owe it to my good meat-a-ballism.
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
Mexican food: I always order it ta co.
I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.
Baking has a lot of rules. There are a lot of doughs and donuts.
The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.
I didn’t want to fetch a sandwich for my boss, but I was forced into sub mission.
The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”


