I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
gum
As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.
Gum is great! I chews to follow the mastical sciences, and worship Jawhovah. I attend Sunday masseter, biting my time for eternal Salivation.
I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gottenĀ stucco.
Gum makes me sneeze. A chew.
Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.


(12 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)