Young people had no free time, in the Busy teen Era.
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Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
After Lincoln was shot, he was made fun of by punsters. He was a victim of
a sassin’ .
In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
Was the Reign of Terror peaceful? It was a blood-loss revolution, after all.
The Trojan War was awful and dirty. It was Helen Earth.
Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.

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