The biggest critics of the Roman Empire? The censurions.
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Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.
Apples were very expensive in ancient Rome. Worst of all in Pomme-pay.
Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.
The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.


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