Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
horror
You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?
Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.
Horror movies make me screamish.
What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”
What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.

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