Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
horror
When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?
Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.
Horror movies make me screamish.
What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”
What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.
How do you brooch the subject?
Stick a pin in their I!
When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.