I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Using dirty Q-tips is ear-rash-ional.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
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