The fellow who removed all his body hair was considered a nair do well. In fact he manscaped from prison. When he was recaptured, he received ten wax to the back. What a follicle from grace.
hygiene
Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it.
I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
Using dirty Q-tips is ear-rash-ional.
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.

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