If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
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(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...Jesus was accused by his enemies of being a manipulative puppetmaster. They referred to Him as ‘SvenGalilee‘
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
“Jesus shaves.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.
(10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
(19 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)Loading...What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
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