Birthquake: a woman going into labour.
kids
Giving birth to a happy baby is no mean fetus.
Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.
Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.
When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
Childbirth is a broodal experience.
Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
Hasbro.
My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!


